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Siri can beatbox !

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Siri can beatbox!

Oblivious Suburban Mom

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A child took an impressively stealthy poo in the middle of a supermarket

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A little boy took a covert poo and left it on the floor of a supermarket. On a video uploaded to LiveLeak this week, the young kid is seen walking down an aisle in a Russian shop by himself. All seems normal at first – but then suddenly, out of nowhere, he poos. And not only does he poo, he manages to get it onto the floor without taking off his trousers – which is pretty impressive when you think about it. Once he’s finished, the master of stealth flees the scene.  Only for an unsuspecting shopper in flip flops to step in it. Watch the clip here: Source

Russian 5 yo boys dig way out of kindergarten, try to buy Jaguar sports car

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Two five-year-old Russian boys used spades to dig their way out of their kindergarten and set off on a mission to buy a Jaguar sports car, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily has reported. The two boys disappeared as their group took part in a supervised walk in the grounds of the kindergarten in the city of Magnitogorsk in the Urals region. Chelyabinsk regional interior ministry confirmed the boys' escape from kindergarten. "We don't have any details yet, we can only confirm the fact itself," a spokesman said, adding that the incident took place several days ago. After reaching freedom, the boys walked two kilometres to a car showroom selling luxury cars. A female driver noticed the unaccompanied children and asked them what they were doing. They told her they had come from their kindergarten to buy a Jaguar but did not have any money. She put them in her car and drove them to a police station. The boys had prepared their escape for several days, digg

WATCH THE Minions (2015)

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Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by Scarlet Overkill, a super-villain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world. PG  |  91 min  |  Animation, Comedy, Family  |  10 July 2015 (USA) Directors: Kyle Balda, Pierre Coffin Writer: Brian Lynch Stars: Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton | See full cast and crew »

The Slow Mo Guys are at it again

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6ft Man in 6ft Giant Water Balloon - 4K - The Slow Mo Guys

Woman tries to kiss a llama in a zoo, gets a face full of spit instead

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Someone just tried to rob a bank with a ‘bomb’ made from a Dildo

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A man has robbed a bank using a homemade ‘bomb’ made out of a sex toy and a mobile phone. So far so random. When the man told cashiers at PNC Bank in Pittsburgh that the suspicious-looking item trailing tape and wires he had hidden under his shirt was a bomb, they handed over the cash before calling 911. When police eventually caught up with Aaron Stein and placed him under arrest they sent in a bomb-disposal robot to deal with the suspected explosive device, only to find it was made out of a vibrator. The 35-year-old reportedly created his pretend bomb out of a box, some tape, a mobile phone cord and a dildo. He now faces the rare charge of ‘possessing a  facsimile weapon of mass destruction’. Crafton Police Chief Mark Sumpter told NBC station WPXI of Pittsburgh Stein ‘stated he had a bomb, showed the teller wires hanging out from his shirt and demanded cash’.

When health and safety went out of the window

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Health and safety ? Not with these people . We can spot one problem with this… how does it move to the next set of windows? Several-tonne boulder being propped up by twigs? That’s how you’re supposed to use a ladder oh, no maybe not. A spot of window cleaning in a highrise without a harness? No problem Who needs a proper jack? (this guy) Massive crane on top of a building? What could go wrong?

When a Moron Tries to be Funny Falling

When a Moron Tries to be Funny Falling From a Ladder into a Pile of Sand Goes Horribly Wrong Posted by Going out for a Quiet one and ending up on Crimewatch on Tuesday, 2 June 2015

David Cameron skipping gets the photoshop treatment – the pleasure is all mine

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It was a near fiasco, however David Cameron has satisfied his wish of putting in an additional five years in 10 Downing Street.  Look how upbeat he will be, he's for all intents and purposes skipping! This snippet of delight was apparently because of the declaration of the new bureau, however we ponder what he was truly pondering .

Police evacuate shirtless man hanging upside down from basketball hoop

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Police were called after a man got to be caught in a basketball hoop Scroll Down for Video Police and firefighters in Washington, utilized a step to safeguard the man who was without a shirt and hanging upside around the feet on a b-ball band.  The occurrence happened around 6:30 p.m. on Friday at Cal Anderson Park on Capitol Hill in Seattle.  The mallet wielding man some way or another got in the circle and one foot got stuck in the net. Almost twelve cops looked as the man started flailing uncontrollably the circle.  Amid the trial, he changed from hanging by his feet to recovering his head inside the loop.  At the point when the man hung upside around his feet, the cops attempted to take a few to get back some composure of him, however the man opposed and would not permit the officers to expel him from the loop.  The officers utilized a stepping stool from a flame truck and endeavored to get to the man. When he endeavored to kick the step far from

Police said the blocks 'were joined to one another with a glue

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It's such a torment when a mass of workers prevents you from boarding a train, and much all the more so when it is a block divider.  Police in Hamburg, Germany, needed to manage this issue as of late when some prankster fabricated a block divider in the entryway of a train as of late. In the wake of burning through 12 hours and €10,000 (£7,300) evacuating the divider, despite everything they have no clue who made it, or why. Travelers were quickly requested that leave the train when the divider was found, then again it shows up nobody saw the divider being fabricated. Police said the blocks 'were joined to one another with a glue and connected in the entryway territory to the entryway board with suitable cement'. Whether it was expected as a trick or some craftsmanship, police have essentially marked the go about as vandalism, and say the culprit could face up to five years in jail or a heavy fine

Some Old People Played Some Young People At Drinking Games

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Everyone thinks they're the king of drinking games. Be it beer pong, ring of fire or a good old fashioned boat race. The general consensus is that drinking games are for the young. The 18-25 year olds whose bodies can take the physical punishment of drinking alcohol on demand. What no-one ever thinks about is that old people have got experience. Not to mention the extra half a century or so of drinking alcohol behind them. Our friends over at Complex decided to pit a team of college seniors against a team of senior citizens at various drinking games. The result will surprise you...

Would-be thief knocked out by his own brick

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This video of an unfortunate burglar has earned him the moniker ‘thick with a brick’. This video of an unfortunate burglar has earned him the moniker ‘thick with a brick’. He was found by the owner of the car he threw a brick at, lying in a pool of his own blood. He was trying to smash his way into Gerry Brady’s car outside his pub in Drogheda, but the brick he was using bounced back, hit him on the head, knocking him clean out. Mr Brady told the Irish Independent: ‘When I saw him, he was lying there stone cold on the ground and his face was in ribbons. ‘My first thought was that “this guy is after getting the **** knocked out of him”, while my girlfriend said it must have been a hit and run.’ The man tried to threaten Mr Brady, telling him he would ‘burn you out’ and that he would tell police he had beaten him up. But Mr Brady’s good name was kept in tact by the video footage that showed the would-be thief’s KO.

Human Useless Facts

Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day. If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb. The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches. Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths. It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle. Beard hair grows at twice its usual rate when you're in a plane. Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians. You use more calories eating celery than there are in celery itself. More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products. Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man. An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version! Linda McCart

Facebook stalking song is the anthem for lonely people everywhere

Facebook stalking song is the anthem for lonely people everywhere You're not alone in your creepy social media habits. Comedian Pat Regan sings about one of the most depressing things you can possibly do online: stalking your more successful friends on Facebook.  Next time you find yourself burning with jealousy over your Newsfeed, just remember that everyone lies on social media. Source

Elderly couple in hospital after fighting each other can’t remember the reason they argued

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An elderly couple who ended up in hospital after physically fighting with each other say they can’t remember what they were arguing about. Charlene Earle, 83, and Charles Earle, 87, drove themselves to Florida Hospital Fish Memorial in Orange City, US, to have their injuries tended to. Police were called to the hospital at around 11pm on Saturday. A nurse told officers the couple – which have been married for 64 years – had been in a fight with each other. The duo both suffered injuries including severe bruising and skin tears. Both declined to give statements and said they did not remember the incident or the reason they were arguing, report News Journal. Mrs Earle was arrested and charged with battery.

Police stop man riding space hopper through underpass on New Year’s Day

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A man was stopped by police for riding a space hopper on a Dundee dual carriageway on New Year’s Day. He was spotted trying to bounce his way through the Marketgait underpass at around 3am. Witness Jamie Shankland told the Evening Telegraph: ‘Only in Dundee could you see someone on a space hopper getting stopped by the police, going through the tunnel in town. The man (not pictured) was seen bouncing along a dual carriageway (Picture: Metro) ‘He was running out from inside the tunnel when police stopped him. ‘I had to pass slowly, and as I did I saw another policeman walking up the tunnel to pick up a red space hopper.’

Lad Loses His Phone Partying In Ibiza, Ends Up With £19,000 Bill

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One lad, who's described as a bit of a "party animal", has had an absolute nightmare after losing his phone in Ibiza and racking up a phone bill that could leave him in debt for life! Corey Pye was on holiday with three mates, when his phone was nabbed three days into the trip. The 21-year-olds iPhone 4s was password protected so he thought he needn’t bother report it as stolen - what an error this was. Unfortunately for Corey he returned home and eventually told Vodafone that his phone had been stolen. Shortly after this, he was handed a whopping first bill of £6,439.76. To pay this off, he was forced to take out a 36-month personal loan! Things got even worse for the lad as not long after, he was sent another horrifying bill for £12,450.35 - which he simply cannot afford to pay. It’s ruined my Christmas. I don’t know what to do. I was so shocked when I got the bill.  I’m a young lad and this will be hanging over me for the rest of my