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A lady has been captured after purportedly drink-driving the wrong way and dropping off her exposed spouse and kid.  Jessie Schwaub-Devault, 23, of Harrison, Michigan, was likewise exposed when she got pulled over at around 4.30am on Tuesday.  Powers say she declined to stop before jettisoning the vehicle and fleeing.  She has been accused of beverage driving, escaping police, revolting introduction and kid misuse.  Joshua Devault, 32, has been held over profane introduction and youngster misuse.

A man who was arrested for assault and home invasion was shaving his head at the time police arrived. The result of this is one of the best mugshots of all time. Codi Antoniello, 19, along with a 16-year-old accomplice, is alleged to have broken into the house of a man who used to date his girlfriend and attacked the homeowner with baseball bat and pickaxe. And the 19-year-old, from Holland City, Michigan, was apparently trying to change his appearance to avoid capture when police arrived and caught him mid-shave.

Bonita Lynn Vela suspected her daughter’s boyfriend had molested her 2-year-old son, so she cut his penis off  with a box cutter.  Though she pleaded guilty to the act, she’ll serve no jail time The 35-year-old Indiana woman trapped the  18-year-old male victim in a trailer for more than three hours, during which time she cut off his manhood so he would “see a scar every time he had sex.” While it sounds like Vela was trying to protect her brood from a potential sex offender, she admitted to smoking marijuana and possibly ingesting other drugs before the attack,  which could’ve impaired her judgement and perception of the situation. By pleading guilty to confinement and battery, Vela was sentenced to 10 months of home detention, followed by another six months of probation. Does the punishment fit the crime? Tell us what you think in the comments.