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This video of an unfortunate burglar has earned him the moniker ‘thick with a brick’. This video of an unfortunate burglar has earned him the moniker ‘thick with a brick’. He was found by the owner of the car he threw a brick at, lying in a pool of his own blood. He was trying to smash his way into Gerry Brady’s car outside his pub in Drogheda, but the brick he was using bounced back, hit him on the head, knocking him clean out. Mr Brady told the Irish Independent: ‘When I saw him, he was lying there stone cold on the ground and his face was in ribbons. ‘My first thought was that “this guy is after getting the **** knocked out of him”, while my girlfriend said it must have been a hit and run.’ The man tried to threaten Mr Brady, telling him he would ‘burn you out’ and that he would tell police he had beaten him up. But Mr Brady’s good name was kept in tact by the video footage that showed the would-be thief’s KO.

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The video below was uploaded to YouTube this weekend with this wonderful side-note: ‘I have been collaborating for the past year with my girlfriend’s pet rabbit to create performance art and “happenings” that capture this rabbit’s capabilities and worldly passions.’ The enterprising boyfriend goes on: ‘In a million years, neither Wallace nor I would have guessed that our creative endeavors would take this route but after such a long journey we arrive at this significant moment.’ This significant moment being the one where he managed to get Wallace to bring him an ice cold beer on the miniature beer trolley he’d built him. The Brooklyn-based bunny may not be the speediest waiter in town, but he’s definitely the cutest. His thirsty human gives credit where it’s due: ‘I couldn’t have done any of this if it wasn’t for Wallace, and he wouldn’t have done any of it if he was given a choice… or had any brain power to make a choice. It would mean the world to Wallace if y

It has to be said that there are a lot of funny people on the web and it seems that this week internet user have had their attentions on this Amazon product. Amazon shoppers have been poking fun at a television on sale for a whopping £128,000 by posting hilarious reviews. The Samsung Curved Smart LED TV is sold on the internet giant's American outlet at $199,999.99 and has attracted more than 700 reviews. Despite the mockery, the television falls short the Stuart Hughes' Prestige HD Supreme Edition which costs an outrageous £1.4million and is believed to be the most expensive set in the world. It's encrusted with 28 kilograms of 18 carat rose gold along with 72 one carat diamonds and precious stones Amethyst and Sunstone thrown in as well.