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Teen Applies For Babysitter Job On Craigslist, Gets X-Rated Reply

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An adolescent from Bromley wound up getting more than she anticipated when petitioning keeping an eye on Craigslist.  Reacting to what she believed was a real promotion for somebody to care for youngsters, Maisie offered her administrations as an approach to get a touch of burning through cash.  However the answer she got was not as much as honest, with the future superintendent really needing to showcase a porn film situation.  Maisie, who studies essential instructing at St. Mary's University Twickenham, was so stunned by the email she posted a screenshot on Twitter.  "I was searching for a watching for some time. I was looking on Gumtree and Craigslist," Maisie told NewsShopper.co.uk.  "I connected to parcels, I've got past minding, and I needed one for when I was home amid the occasions.  "It was simply a typical advert, an ordinary watching for south east London. It said he had kids, it didn't say their ages however. I...

Robot Fights Kittens In Epic Battle For Control Of The Room

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While many argued that Transformers would have been markedly improved with the addition of kittens, Michael Bay sadly hadn't seen this particular piece of evidence and as such, we're now stuck with the kitten-less films we have today.  Hopefully when Bay reboots the series we'll be able to enjoy more kittens in our giant robot films because as has become abundantly clear, the addition of kittens would in turn improve the script (by replacing it with 'meow' sounds) and increase the fan base (it's widely accepted that kittens are nature's way of saying 'AWWWW').  Michael Bay if you're reading this, essentially what we're saying is: robots and kittens, they just work.