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A man who claims he has the world’s longest penis has weighed it on camera to prove that it’s real. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera got his 18.9ins member out and put it on some weighing scales at his home in Saltillo, Mexico, according to TMZ. It comes out at 2lbs. He wants the Guinness Book of Records to official recognise his massive member. However, doctors have said that 13ins of what he has to display is actually just skin. Roberto, 52, got it X-rayed to disprove the doubters wrong. But doctors believe that nearly 13 inches of it are just skin. Speaking about his sorry predicament, he said: ‘Look where it is, it goes far below the knees. ‘I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support. ‘Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition.’ Roberto, from Saltillo, in the north-east of Mexico, has claimed an honour thought belong to American Johan Falcon, whose manhood measured

A furious voter drew a photo of a penis on his ticket paper rather than a X for a Tory MP - and it considered a vote.  Preservationist MP Glyn Davies today uncovered how the voter's penis dissent exploded backward by issuing him the additional vote.  Also, as opposed to being considered a ruined vote chicken up, the returning officer chose to consider it a legitimate X.  Mr Davies said: "One voter chose to draw a nitty gritty representation of a penis rather than a cross  on one poll paper.  "Amazingly, on the grounds that it was flawlessly drawn inside the limits  the returning officer esteemed it a substantial vote.  "Not certain the craftsman implied it to number, but rather I am thankful.  Agriculturist Mr Davies held his seat in Montgomeryshire in Mid Wales with "fundamentally developed" lion's share of 5,325 votes.  Mr Davies said: "In the event that I knew who it was, I might want to express gratitude toward him (o

One man has taken his urge for an outsized phallus to subsequent level and on the far side. Micha Stunz, 45, has enlarged his phallus with semiconductor injections and currently owns a member consideration roughly four.3kg. If you\'re inquisitive its dimensions, it\'s presently three.5 inches wide and nine inches long. Sex for the Berlin resident is not any longer a uncomplicated affair and bound things square measure off the table a minimum of not while not ‘some foreplay’. The issues don\'t stop there as he will not get a traditional erection as there\'s no visible growth in size because of the semiconductor implants. Mr Stunz told Vice magazine: ‘I can’t say precisely what proportion it weighs, I simply recognize that my room scale, that shows up to six.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a moment. ‘After you reach an explicit size, you can’t do bound things to any extent further. a minimum of not with everybody and not while not some sex

Qasim Ahmed, 21, became the victim of the horrific attack after the family of his girlfriend, 19-year-old Aqsa Chaudry, found out about their secret relationship and did not approve of it. Aqsa’s brother, Hamzah Chaudry, along with three others including her father forced Mr Ahmed into a car where they punched and kicked him before driving him from Watford to a field in Northamptonshire. While there the assailants, who were armed a machete, stripped Mr Ahmed’s pants off, however he was able to make his escape. The student, who was fearing for his life, ran for an hour-and-a-half before finding a secluded house and calling the police. The court heard how Hamzah confronted Mr Ahmed in Watford before bundling him into the car, telling him: ‘You’re not getting out of Watford, you’re coming with me. This is my town, I know everyone. There’s not a chance you’re going to get out.’ Arfan Shah and Yaser Ahmed, who were not related to the victim, were then called in by the family to

Tao Lu, from southern China, said the strange piglet even survived his birth, however he was rejected by his mother and therefore died shortly after, even as Tao tried to feed him from a bottle. Tao, 40, put images of the piglet online where they quickly went viral before being brought by a Chinese news agency. He said he was inundated with calls almost immediately from wealthy people offering large sums of money for the piglet thinking it had survived. ‘It is a shame it died, I could have got more money for it then for the rest of the family put together based on what people were offering me on the phone,’ he said. The piglet’s 18 siblings were all reportedly born without any defects. Taod says he now hopes to put the piglet’s corpse on display for visitors.

PICTURES CEN A sexually frustrated snowy owl, nicknamed the Black Widow, has killed her mate because his penis was too small. Staff at the animal shelter in Knyszynska Forest in Poland where she lives, had introduced a male snow owl into her enclosure to offer her company. However, two days later, her mate was found dead and half-devoured. Shelter spokesman, Robert Konowal said: ‘The first two days were fine and they seemed to get on very well. ‘We were horrified when we then discovered she had killed him. ‘At first we couldn’t understand why but we took the remains to a vet who after examining him found that his testicle sack and private parts were underdeveloped. ‘In other words, he wasn’t a suitable lover, and we assume that after failing to perform she killed him, probably out of frustration.’ For any Harry Potter fans out there, this may change your opinion of Hedwig who was also a female snowy owl.

A wife who cut off her cheating husband’s penis sneaked back into hospital to remove it for a second time. She allegedly flew into a rage after discovering a flirty email exchange between husband Fan Lung and his lover Zhang Hung – on her mobile phone. He was taken to hospital where he had it sewn back on. However, his fuming spouse, 30, slipped into his treatment room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window. ‘Someone told reception a naked man was beating up a woman outside,’ a hospital spokesman said. ‘Staff found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and his wife was taken in for treatment. ‘Then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.’ Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the dad-of-five’s missing member. They believe it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat. ‘He is now in a stable condition but emotionall

There are three different classifications of erections that men can receive. Reflexogenic (erections resulting from actual contact), psychogenic (erections resulting from a fantasy), and nocturnal (erections that occur during the night). So many ways to get a boner! Smoking can decrease an erection’s length by as much as a centimeter.  Good blood flow = good erections. The largest erect penis on record is 13½ inches looooooong. This monster belongs to a New Yorker named Jonah Flacon. Because his Flacon is 9½ inches when flaccid, he’s been frisked by airport security thinking his penis was a weapon. On top of the day erections, most men have three to five erections that happen during the night. They usually last for about 25 to 35 minutes each. The smell of doughnuts have been found to increase penile blood flow. Ever had a boner in the bakery section at your grocery store? WELL YOU’RE NOT ALONE! Experimen