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Not so happy Voter Drew A Penis On Their Ballot Paper

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A furious voter drew a photo of a penis on his ticket paper rather than a X for a Tory MP - and it considered a vote.  Preservationist MP Glyn Davies today uncovered how the voter's penis dissent exploded backward by issuing him the additional vote.  Also, as opposed to being considered a ruined vote chicken up, the returning officer chose to consider it a legitimate X.  Mr Davies said: "One voter chose to draw a nitty gritty representation of a penis rather than a cross  on one poll paper.  "Amazingly, on the grounds that it was flawlessly drawn inside the limits  the returning officer esteemed it a substantial vote.  "Not certain the craftsman implied it to number, but rather I am thankful.  Agriculturist Mr Davies held his seat in Montgomeryshire in Mid Wales with "fundamentally developed" lion's share of 5,325 votes.  Mr Davies said: "In the event that I knew who it was, I might want to express gratitude toward ...

Man puts Ed Miliband’s face on family photos to see if his mum would notice

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Feeling disliked and marginally irritated by his mom, Jonno Turner vandalized his family photographs with Ed Miliband's face.  The outcomes are silly, if not frightening on an amazing scale.  'I'd love to say it was a manifestation of creative statement, yet in truth, I simply love taking a gander at pictures of Ed Miliband,' said the essayist.  'His face is somewhat like an onion – endless supply of disarray and clumsiness. Also, in the event that you gaze at it too long, it makes you cry.  'Despite everything i'm sitting tight for the telephone call. However its cool that individuals are discovering it so interesting, perhaps the world would be a superior spot in the event that we all invited Ed into our homes!'  Simply take a gander at this frightening Mini Me-esque Miliband:  ARGH!  Disturbin

The Tories are paying to get you to like them on Facebook

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If you’re not wild about the Conservatives, here’s some bad news: expect to see a lot more of David Cameron’s face on Facebook in the next few months. The Conservatives, who are set to outspend Labour by three to one in this general election campaign, are already using their vast pile of cash to fund adverts helping get their message across on Facebook. Spending on advertisements encouraging Facebook users to like’ the prime minister has helped the Tory leader’s social media reach in the last 12 months. Back in February 2014 he only had around 60,000 likes. Now it’s up to 470,000. That puts him well ahead of the 88,000 likes for Nick Clegg and – oh dear – just 67,000 for Ed Miliband. Even Nigel Farage only has 70,000, but then he’s probably not going for the online vote, is he? The Conservatives, on the other hand, definitely are. Social media is much beloved by politicians, who see it as a great chance to get their message across to voters without those...