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This Is What Women Want From Porn

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A accessory psychoanalysis of female visitors to Pornhub and RedTube has revealed womens main interests in adult movies. And apparently ladies are most keen in seeing lesbians and Kim Kardashian. Thats right  the most searched for pornstar by women on the subject of the websites isn't actually a pornstar at all.  It seems the girls are just all-powerful fans of that Kim K sex Tape After Kim, the most searched for individuals are Farrah Abraham, Lisa Ann, James Deen and Mia Khalifa. As for the most searched porn terms/categories? Lesbian heads occurring the list, closely followed by threesome and squirt, though the overall gender split for visitors to Pornhub and RedTube is 24/76 women/men. So, basically, if Kim Kardashian ever releases a lesbian sex photograph album, female Pornhub users may actually fracture the internet!

68-year-old man travels thousands of miles to have sex with a horse

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A man was captured on a charge of brutishness after professedly voyaging more than 2,000 miles  keeping in mind the end goal to engage in sexual relations with a stallion, police in Arizona said.  Phoenix police said that they have captured 68-year-old Michael Crawford of Pennsylvania, after he arrived at the air terminal, accepting he will meet the proprietor of a steed who had related with him on the Internet.  Crawford expected that the proprietor of the steed would permit him to submit sex acts with the creature.  The examination started after Crawford distributed an ad on a well known site, searching for a stallion proprietor who might permit him to engage in sexual relations with their creature.  Covert cops started relating with Crawford through email and telephone. Crawford uncovered to officers precisely what he wanted to do with the creature.  At the point when Crawford arrived, he was taken by police to an area with two steeds. Cr...

‘Intelligent’ robot sex dolls will go on sale for £6,500 within two years

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It's the stuff of sci-fi  – and not the decent sort of sci-fi, either.  A robot sex doll which can talk back to its proprietors before getting down to no-nonsense man-on-machine activity will go on special in 2017.  The organization RealDoll simply exhibited a discussion with a model of the first misleadingly insightful 'sex robot'.  The organization plans to offer mechanical, falsely wise heads which can chat with their proprietors – and will fit on top of elastic sex dolls.  Innovator Matt McMullen accepts the heads will go on special inside of two years, evaluated at £6,500 each.  In the current week's show, McMullen asks an on-screen insight, 'What do you dream about?'  "She" answers, 'I have a ton of dreams. I dream about turning into a genuine individual, about having a genuine body. I dream about knowing the significance of adoration. I want to turn into the world's first sex robots

A girl aged 14, writes the most bang-on answers for sex ed quiz

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This incredibly sassy 14-year-old is winning in all aspects of life after giving these amazing sex ed quiz answers.  The young schoolgirl was asked to write a response to questions from a man pressuring her into getting physical without a condom. Her answers are bang-on, and a blunt reality check that the youth of today are completely zapped of all innocence. But not everyone agreed – she’s since been suspended from school. It’s probably because shes quite, well, liberal with her swearing. One question asks: ‘I’m clean, I don’t have any infections.’ To which she replied: ‘Go f*** yourself.’ When asked how she would respond to a man telling her he didn’t want to use protection because it’s uncomfortable, she said: ‘Look at all the f**** I give.’ Right on.

Man with 4.3kg enlarged phallus can not bonk

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One man has taken his urge for an outsized phallus to subsequent level and on the far side. Micha Stunz, 45, has enlarged his phallus with semiconductor injections and currently owns a member consideration roughly four.3kg. If you\'re inquisitive its dimensions, it\'s presently three.5 inches wide and nine inches long. Sex for the Berlin resident is not any longer a uncomplicated affair and bound things square measure off the table a minimum of not while not ‘some foreplay’. The issues don\'t stop there as he will not get a traditional erection as there\'s no visible growth in size because of the semiconductor implants. Mr Stunz told Vice magazine: ‘I can’t say precisely what proportion it weighs, I simply recognize that my room scale, that shows up to six.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a moment. ‘After you reach an explicit size, you can’t do bound things to any extent further. a minimum of not with everybody and not while not some sex...

Man calls police over foxes having ‘abnormally long sex’ in his garden

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A flustered pensioner made an emergency call to police – because foxes were having ‘abnormally long sex’ in his garden. Peter Komoll, 68, from Berlin said he spotted the animals and worried they were in distress. He said: ‘I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently. ‘But the police weren’t in the slightest bit interested.’ He was told to call a forester and stop wasting police time. An animal expert explained: ‘Foxes have sex for at least 20 minutes because the male’s semen is slow moving. ‘Whilst they are having sex, the male penis expands to stop them separating before ejaculation.’

Homeless woman ‘caught having sex with dog’ after good Samaritan offers her place to stay

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A good Samaritan who offered a homeless person a place to stay allegedly caught the woman engaging in sexual activity with her dog. The homeless woman approached someone in a South Oakland shop, US, and explained she was homeless and four months pregnant. After hearing about her plight, the Samaritan extended an invitation to take her home where she cooked her dinner and offered her a clean set of clothes and a good night’s sleep. But at around 3am the homeowner came downstairs to find the homeless woman allegedly having sex with her dog. She demanded the woman leave the home. According to police reports the homeless woman became upset and threw a dumbbell through a glass door. She was arrested and is facing a list of charges including sexual intercourse with an animal, criminal mischief and defiant trespass.

Woman with 3 boobs takes gimp men out for walk in public

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Warning: Strong language Think you’ve seen it all, do you? Think again. Here’s a three-breasted woman walking men like a pack of dogs. The bizarre clip, captured by two bemused men in a car, shows four  men on leashes crawling along a public footpath. They’re all wearing gimp masks. ‘Do they bite?’ asks one guy from the car. ‘Sometimes,’ replies the triple-nipple lady. As they cross the road the ‘dogs’ start playing with each other on patch on greenery. The whole thing makes us feel weird inside. But each to their own.

Student who ‘had sex with sheep’ was ‘stressed about exams’

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A university student who is alleged to have had sex with a sheep told police he was stressed out about a midterm exam. The 23-year-old is alleged to have been found having sex with a ewe by a fellow Fresno State University student who heard bizarre noises coming from a barn on campus. And the unidentified student, who was arrested and charged with sexual assault of an animal, told police that he was stressed about an upcoming exam and had been drinking, according to ABC7. ‘It’s just kind of disgusting and revolting and personally makes me angry.  I mean, why would you do that?’ said Marisa Burkdoll, a student who works with animals on campus. ‘It’s just kind of sick. It’s unnatural and the animals they can’t really, I mean they can’t defend themselves.  They can to an extent but they’re innocent, you know what I mean?’ The sheep – one of many used for breeding at the school – is being treated by vets.