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Council apology after porn is played during funeral service for father and son

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Simon Lewis and Simon Junior were killed in a head-on collision on Lamby Way in Cardiff on New Year's Eve. Hundreds of mourners were left shocked after the video was played during the service at Thornhill Crematorium in the city. Cardiff Council, which runs the crematorium, has apologised for the incident and said it will be launching an investigation. A spokeswoman said: "There were four television screens used to display visual tributes as part of this funeral service. "The television  screen which showed the inappropriate content was recently installed, replacing a screen which was broken. "We are trying to establish if the new screen – which is a smart television - could have accepted or picked up a broadcast by accident via bluetooth or across a wifi network. "The other three screens, which aren’t smart TVs, were unaffected. "We are clear that it isn't possible for any member of staff to play or download anything on th...

This Is What Women Want From Porn

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A accessory psychoanalysis of female visitors to Pornhub and RedTube has revealed womens main interests in adult movies. And apparently ladies are most keen in seeing lesbians and Kim Kardashian. Thats right  the most searched for pornstar by women on the subject of the websites isn't actually a pornstar at all.  It seems the girls are just all-powerful fans of that Kim K sex Tape After Kim, the most searched for individuals are Farrah Abraham, Lisa Ann, James Deen and Mia Khalifa. As for the most searched porn terms/categories? Lesbian heads occurring the list, closely followed by threesome and squirt, though the overall gender split for visitors to Pornhub and RedTube is 24/76 women/men. So, basically, if Kim Kardashian ever releases a lesbian sex photograph album, female Pornhub users may actually fracture the internet!

‘Intelligent’ robot sex dolls will go on sale for £6,500 within two years

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It's the stuff of sci-fi  – and not the decent sort of sci-fi, either.  A robot sex doll which can talk back to its proprietors before getting down to no-nonsense man-on-machine activity will go on special in 2017.  The organization RealDoll simply exhibited a discussion with a model of the first misleadingly insightful 'sex robot'.  The organization plans to offer mechanical, falsely wise heads which can chat with their proprietors – and will fit on top of elastic sex dolls.  Innovator Matt McMullen accepts the heads will go on special inside of two years, evaluated at £6,500 each.  In the current week's show, McMullen asks an on-screen insight, 'What do you dream about?'  "She" answers, 'I have a ton of dreams. I dream about turning into a genuine individual, about having a genuine body. I dream about knowing the significance of adoration. I want to turn into the world's first sex robots

You’ll never guess which country has the most porn websites

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A study by online traffic analysts has found an unlikely front-runner as the world’s porniest country (by percentage of websites devoted to jazz-related subjects). It’s Iraq. While the war-torn country might not instantly spring to mind as the world’s sexiest place, around 11% of sites in the country are X-rated. Second place goes to Egypt, with 9%, followed by Serbia and Japan on 7%, according to the joint research by Similarweb and The Next Web. Britain and the US don’t even feature in the top 20. It’s worth noting that British men almost certainly access just as much porn as people in these places – we just access porn from overseas sites. Iraq’s first place may be explained by the lawlessness of some of the country, or by the fact that a smaller number of legitimate websites are hosted there. The report also found that the world’s appetite for porn shows no sign of abating – 4.4% of websites worldwide are filth, and porn still outranks gaming, fitness, beauty and...

Homeless woman ‘caught having sex with dog’ after good Samaritan offers her place to stay

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A good Samaritan who offered a homeless person a place to stay allegedly caught the woman engaging in sexual activity with her dog. The homeless woman approached someone in a South Oakland shop, US, and explained she was homeless and four months pregnant. After hearing about her plight, the Samaritan extended an invitation to take her home where she cooked her dinner and offered her a clean set of clothes and a good night’s sleep. But at around 3am the homeowner came downstairs to find the homeless woman allegedly having sex with her dog. She demanded the woman leave the home. According to police reports the homeless woman became upset and threw a dumbbell through a glass door. She was arrested and is facing a list of charges including sexual intercourse with an animal, criminal mischief and defiant trespass.

Woman with 3 boobs takes gimp men out for walk in public

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Warning: Strong language Think you’ve seen it all, do you? Think again. Here’s a three-breasted woman walking men like a pack of dogs. The bizarre clip, captured by two bemused men in a car, shows four  men on leashes crawling along a public footpath. They’re all wearing gimp masks. ‘Do they bite?’ asks one guy from the car. ‘Sometimes,’ replies the triple-nipple lady. As they cross the road the ‘dogs’ start playing with each other on patch on greenery. The whole thing makes us feel weird inside. But each to their own.