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Man with 4.3kg enlarged phallus can not bonk

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One man has taken his urge for an outsized phallus to subsequent level and on the far side. Micha Stunz, 45, has enlarged his phallus with semiconductor injections and currently owns a member consideration roughly four.3kg. If you\'re inquisitive its dimensions, it\'s presently three.5 inches wide and nine inches long. Sex for the Berlin resident is not any longer a uncomplicated affair and bound things square measure off the table a minimum of not while not ‘some foreplay’. The issues don\'t stop there as he will not get a traditional erection as there\'s no visible growth in size because of the semiconductor implants. Mr Stunz told Vice magazine: ‘I can’t say precisely what proportion it weighs, I simply recognize that my room scale, that shows up to six.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a moment. ‘After you reach an explicit size, you can’t do bound things to any extent further. a minimum of not with everybody and not while not some sex

Man calls police over foxes having ‘abnormally long sex’ in his garden

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A flustered pensioner made an emergency call to police – because foxes were having ‘abnormally long sex’ in his garden. Peter Komoll, 68, from Berlin said he spotted the animals and worried they were in distress. He said: ‘I thought the animals had got stuck together and they might injure themselves permanently. ‘But the police weren’t in the slightest bit interested.’ He was told to call a forester and stop wasting police time. An animal expert explained: ‘Foxes have sex for at least 20 minutes because the male’s semen is slow moving. ‘Whilst they are having sex, the male penis expands to stop them separating before ejaculation.’