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What’s that advert? You know the one. With the cat that bursts through the wall when it’s owner rattles a food tin. Well this video is like that, with snow. The clip opens with a woman filming her cat trapped outside her house in the snowy garden. She walks to the door where a huge white bank – nearly head height – has blocked the feline’s only way in. …Or has it? The owner opens the door and rattles food, and sure enough – BAM!

If you wanted compassion you shoulda got a dog or something. Oh, you drank too much? Sounds like a ‘you’ problem. Were you drinking this? Hope you like the taste of kitty litter,bitch. Can you hurry up? It’s five minutes past my dinner time.  Enjoy those beer shits because you’re not going  anywhere anytime soon. Oh, is that your head? It was so soft I figured it was a pillow.  My spot. Mine. Is light good or bad for a headache? I can’t remember.   The second I’m sure you’re asleep I’m sticking my poo-covered paws right in your mouth. Ohhh, pizza is for eating? Well, now it’s for sleeping. Bye.   I hate you.