Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve
How about some pubes glued to your face for stag do These words were famously used to describe Batman, but we are not Gotham, and our hero is someone else altogether. Our hero’s name is Mark Longley. Mark Longley lives in Surrey, and he is getting married soon. His stag do was yesterday, and Mark Longley and his friends are not here to joke around. There is a lot going on in the picture above, but let’s focus on what’s important here: his face. This face, dear reader, is a face covered in pubes. It’s not just your everyday pubes ‘tache, or beard. A normal man probably wouldn’t have even thought of doing anything more than ye olde pubic facial hair, but Mark Longley and his friends went that extra mile. The pubes belonged to ’20 to 40 men’, and were apparently sent to the best man’s house by post. Isn’t this all truly beautiful? We wi