Hard Facts About Boners That’ll Get The Blood Flowing
Hard Facts About Boners That’ll Get The Blood Flowing
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THIS IS HOW TO SEND A TEXT TO SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK
Text is a feature that enables members to receive messages, notifications and other application content via text message using the mobile phone number of their choice. The only catch is that for two members to exchange messages via SMS text, both must first turn on and activate the feature from their Facebook accounts. See full guide here .. Loading...
Drug dealer jailed after claiming taser was torch for pet lizard
A drug dealer who claimed a Taser at his home was a torch for his pet lizard has been jailed. Liam Hardy claimed he didn’t know the stun gun was a weapon, telling police he purchased it as a torch to mild a tank. Police caught him after pulling him over his Land Rover and discovering 25 baggage containing nearly eight grams of cocaine at 2am on Might 10. They then searched his house and located 4 cellphones, in addition to the Taser. Durham Crown Courtroom heard that 25 snap baggage containing a complete of virtually eight grams of cocaine was discovered within the automobile when he was pulled over within the Brandon space of County Durham. Drug dealer jailed after claiming taser was torch for pet lizard He was sentenced at Durham Crown Courtroom (Image: PA) Hardy, of The Larches, Esh Profitable, admitted possessing a category A drug with intent to produce and possessing a prohibited/disguised firearm. Lewis Kerr, defending, stated Hardy turned to promo...
Tommy Robinson to face fresh contempt of court proceedings
The former English Defence League (EDL) leader Tommy Robinson is facing a fresh hearing over an allegation that he committed contempt of court by filming people in a criminal trial and broadcasting footage on social media. The attorney general, Geoffrey Cox, has concluded it is in the public interest to bring proceedings against the far-right activist, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. The first hearing in the case is due to take place at the high court in London on 22 March. Robinson was jailed for 13 months in May last year after he filmed people involved in a criminal trial and... read more
Man, 35, ‘bragged “I’m not a virgin anymore” after killing his friend’s mom’
A man was arrested for stabbing his friend’s elderly mother to death, then calling her son to brag that he ‘is not a virgin anymore,’ police say. Thomas Evans, 35, was arrested for killing Frances Axley, 78, in her Naples, Florida home on New Year’s Day. After the alleged murder, Evans called someone with Axley’s son, Ehran, who he befriended at work, and confessed to the murder on speakerphone saying ‘Tell (him) that I am not a virgin anymore. I just killed (his) mom,’ according to police. The phone conversation prompted a police investigation at Axley’s home, where she was found dead on... read more
A 16-year-old boy who was caught having sex with a horse has been spared jail.
A 16-year-old boy who was caught having sex with a horse has been spared jail. The teenager had hold of the female foal by its tale as he performed the lewd act in a paddock. Two women who were enjoying a walk were horrified when they stumbled across the teenager on June 5, 2014. A court heard the youth looked shocked when he realised he had been spotted and sped away on his bicycle. Police took swabs from the horse’s genital area to obtain bodily fluid and DNA from the teen but no match was found at the time of the offence. But the youngster was later arrested in March on suspicion of an unrelated matter which led police to matching his DNA to the grim crime. The teen, who cannot be named for legal reasons, hung his head in shame as he pleaded guilty to the charge of having sexual intercourse with an animal. 50-foot sinkhole expected to cause commuter chaos in London He was spared prison, receiving a sentence to an an 18 month community order at Leices...
Russian ultras ‘attack’ English and Welsh fans in Lille
Trouble involving football fans has continued on the streets of France today despite strict warnings from UEFA. The latest footage from Lille appears to show fans from England and Wales teaming up as tensions between English and Russian supporters remain on a knife-edge. Mobile phone video shows British tourists chanting ‘F*** off Russia, we’re England and Wales’ at Russian hooligans. Reports suggest that Russians dressed in black attacked the British fans outside a bar in the Place de la Gare in central Lille. Orel Butchers are a hooligan group associated with Russian club Lokomotiv Moscow. The footage shows rival fans goading each other and chairs appear to have been thrown across the street. It shows a man in a suit shouting ‘allez’, French for ‘go’, to masked Russians, who appear to have ignored threats of their country’s disqualification from Euro 2016. UEFA warned that further violence will result in their side’s disqualification, follow...
Louis van Gaal was doomed at Manchester United by refusal to adapt
At times like this it is impossible not to spool back to May 2013, and the sight of Sir Alex Ferguson centre stage at Old Trafford, standing in the rain surrounded by the absolute and unconditional admiration of everyone inside the stadium as he made one crucial political point in his farewell speech. “I’d also like to remind you that when we had bad times here, the club stood by me, all my staff stood by me, the players stood by me. Your job now is to stand by our new manager. That is important,” he stressed. The crowd applauded with recognition and respect. He knew. Of course he knew. Nobody knew better than him. In fairness they tried. United’s hierarchy tried and the majority of the support base tried to stand by those who followed in his wake. For 10 distinctly uncomfortable months they tried not to be too uppity about the fact David Moyes was handed a mantle that was too onerous to bear. For two seasons they have wat...
Woman slices open dead pregnant relative to try to save her unborn twins
A woman in Cameroon sliced open a dead relative who was refused entry to a hospital in a desperate attempt to save the lives of her unborn twins. One of the babies was already dead. The other was alive but died shortly after it was removed, according to reports. The BBC reports that 31-year-old Monique Koumateke was nearly full term when she was rushed to Douala’s Laquintini Hospital on March 11. ‘We went to the maternity ward but they chased us away’ A midwife said upon her arrival that she was already dead and staff refused to let her in or help, Ms Koumateke’s family claimed. Premature twin who was born 'see through' and measured the length of a pen has grown up with her sister to become a healthy five year old Premature baby survives after twin sister is placed beside her ‘The mortuary attendant even came and said the babies were still kicking inside the stomach,’ her mother, Marie Sen, told the BBC. ‘We went to ...
7 really surprising health benefits from smoking cannabis
Anti-drug activists think that a few puffs on a joint will turn you into a red-eyed, unemployed psychopath – probably for life. But is marijuana actually that bad for you? With several American states having decriminalised the herb for personal use, scientists have suddenly had the chance to see what cannabis actually does on a mass scale. And guess what? Cannabis actually has some VERY surprising health benefits. Here’s a few. Smoking weed makes you thinner – or at least less likely to be obese You might not think it after you’ve watched a munchie-struck stoner devour an entire KFC family bucket in one go, but dope smokers are less likely to be obese. A study in the journal Obesity found that regular weed smokers are less likely to be obese than non-smokers. The researchers from Conference of Quebec University Health Centers looked at 700 adults aged 18-74 – and found that cannabis users tend to have low body mass index scores (often taken as a sign o...
AHOY! KANYE WEST NOW HAS HIS OWN PIRATE BAY
After threatening The Pirate Bay with a lawsuit, Kanye West was exposed as a pirate himself this week. The controversy made headlines all around the world and The Pirate Bay team even offered a helping hand. Perhaps even better, there's also a dedicated "Kanye Bay" spin-off which should make the larger-than-life rapper feel right at home. kanyebaylogoLast month Kanye West released his latest album The Life of Pablo exclusively on Tidal, triggering a piracy feast. Millions of fans have grabbed a pirated copy from unauthorized sites and services, including The Pirate Bay. Angered by mass-piracy Kanye West considered taking legal action against the notorious torrent site, but thus far nothing has happened. Instead, Kanye was caught browsing a Pirate Bay related website earlier this week and from the looks of it he was pirating a prominent piece of music software himself. In a response, The Pirate Bay team offered their support, in case he ran into ...
Wetherspoons closed after rat ‘ran up trouser leg’ of customer and stole chip
Reece Coombs, from Trowbridge, was out with partner Lucy Wrenn when the rodent reportedly scampered up his leg and stole the chip, the Bath Chronicle reports. As a result customers were ushered out of the Albany Palace pub and the establishment was closed for 30 minutes while staff dealt with the problem. ‘My partner was eating his chips with his meal when a rat ran up his leg, took the chip from his hand and ran off!’ Ms Reece told the Chronicle. ‘All we got was a refund, which was going to be a part-refund for the food we were waiting on, until I saw about the rushed drinks and incomplete, potentially contaminated starter we had.’ Another customer, Jade Whatley, said she was told they had to leave due to ‘unforeseen circumstances’ and only later learnt what exactly those circumstances were. ‘I feel physically sick now,’ she said. ‘I will demand a refund – no wonder they wouldn’t tell us the actual reason.’ A spokesperson for Wetherspoons...
Council apology after porn is played during funeral service for father and son
Simon Lewis and Simon Junior were killed in a head-on collision on Lamby Way in Cardiff on New Year's Eve. Hundreds of mourners were left shocked after the video was played during the service at Thornhill Crematorium in the city. Cardiff Council, which runs the crematorium, has apologised for the incident and said it will be launching an investigation. A spokeswoman said: "There were four television screens used to display visual tributes as part of this funeral service. "The television screen which showed the inappropriate content was recently installed, replacing a screen which was broken. "We are trying to establish if the new screen – which is a smart television - could have accepted or picked up a broadcast by accident via bluetooth or across a wifi network. "The other three screens, which aren’t smart TVs, were unaffected. "We are clear that it isn't possible for any member of staff to play or download anything on th...
Student stabbed man in eye with Louboutin stiletto so hard he had to pull it out
Manchester Crown Court heard Mr Lloyd, from Blackley, approached Omar’s friend outside the Mercure Hotel in Piccadilly Gardens on October 18 2014. He offered the woman a crisp, but she knocked them out of his hand, so he attempted to pour them over her head. The court heard Omar reacted by rushing to her friend’s aid and struck Mr Lloyd in the eye with the designer shoe. Prosecuting, Jonathan Savage, said: ‘He was then struck a single blow to the left eye with an object. Manchester Crown Court Shadiya Omar who was convicted of an attack with a high heel at a bar in Manchester, she received a suspended jail sentence at court ‘His next reaction was feeling that he has been hit in the eye and feeling a long object in front of his left eye, he had to pull it out.’ Police arrived to the scene and Omar was arrested in a room at the Mercure Hotel where her boyfriend had been staying. Mr Lloyd was treated at Manchester Royal Infirma...
Bored on the internet? Join the club.
Fear not, these websites are so wonderfully entertaining you’ll definitely be amused for the next hour. We’re not saying bookmarking them will change your life, but you might as well give it a go. 1. Netflix Roulette Source: Netflix Roulette Not sure what to watch on Netflix? We feel you, it’s a daily issue. Scrolling through the recommendations certainly can get dull. This site randomly selects a TV show or film and you can even do it based on genre. 2. Avoid Humans Yep, you can use this to find out where people are hanging out less – and then go there. It’s worked out based on check-ins using FourSquare and Instagram. Perfect for loners. 3. Print What You Like Let’s admit it, sometimes printing webpages can be an absolute faff. No, I don’t want all those adverts. Just the important bits, please. This website solves the issue and saves the environment (sort of) – hurrah. 4. Sleepyti.me Trouble sleeping? Want ...
Man nicked for stealing butt plugs – because he was too embarrassed to pay for them
Buying sex toys can be quite awkward, so Christopher Masters decided to spare his own blushes by allegedly breaking the law. He was arrested for stealing a butt plug and a ‘ridged tunnel stroker’ at the Vero Beach store in Florida. Masters, 32, had the money, but he told police he was too embarrassed to pay for them. The sex toys were valued at $29.98 (£20), The Smoking Gun reports. He was spotted by store security officers putting the butt plugs into his khaki shorts, be The mechanic was charged with shoplifting. source