'Oh God, I'm coming' - neighbours kick off as sex noise dispute goes

A rowdy couple have been waking up their apartment building with their amorous antics - but the neighbours have had enough

Two residents of an apartment block have been left red-faced after their neighbour went public with his complaints about their noisy lovemaking.

In an open letter to the building, the accidental eavesdropper wrote: 

"It’s no fun to explain [to visitors] that, ‘Oh God, I’m coming’ [has] nothing to do with religion or suicide."



The angry resident, who lives in the Rosengarten apartments in Untersiggenthal, in the Swiss canton of Aargau, became so annoyed by the nocturnal performances that he penned his complaint in an attempt to shame the duo into silence between the sheets.



The Swiss don't take kindly to residential raucousness, and that goes double for sex noises, so this disgruntled resident felt within his rights to post a note detailing his disdain on the door to the parking area in the building of the cacophonous couple, according to 20 Minuten.

“At the beginning was quite amusing to listen through the walls and windows to their loud mating rituals, but still in the long run I have to say as a neighbour it just sucks," the letter said.

Asking if the noisy neighbours might invest in soundproofing, he went on: "Believe me, it’s no fun when you have to explain to one of the elderly relatives or godchildren that the words of the neighbours, ‘Oh God, I’m coming’ have nothing to do with religion or suicide."


The media got wind of the letter and a resident in a different building even came forward with their tale: 

"Through the open window, I hear them, though I do not live in the same building."

But there are those who feel that it's none of their business, with a resident saying that 

"sex in your own home should still be allowed".

The widespread reaction from most people to the annoyed neighbour was: "Buy earplugs."

A spokesman for the local tenant association, 

Walter Angst, said: "In neighbourhood conflicts we always urge tenants to talk things over with mutual consideration.

Mr Angst added that couples should not be expected to be silent during sexual relations - or confine their lovemaking to certain times of the day or night - and that anonymous complaints made in public were a misstep which could lead to court action for "violation of privacy"