'You got chlamydia from a exhaust pipe?' Jeremy Kyle puzzled by STI pardon

WE'VE heard some bizarre reasons on Jeremy Kyle before – yet the most recent strange explanation could be the best ever. 

A visitor on today's Jeremy Kyle Show told the befuddled host that her ex asserted he had gotten chlamydia from a CAR. 

Sophie showed up on the show at the appeal of ex Stuart, who was requesting access to his children. 

Both visitors blamed the other for issuing them chlamydia, yet Sophie figures that Stuart confessed to getting the sexually transmitted disease. 

Her mom Kathleen (that's right, she was included as well) yelled: 

"He said he got chlamydia from the auto", driving Jezza to shout: "You got chlamydia from a fumes funnel?" 

Stuart giggled, however worryingly didn't deny his bonkers case. 

While it was Stuart who dragged Sophie, his new missus Lynda and his ex mother by marriage onto the show, he was the person who was embarrassed by the host. 

Firstly, his claims that he was hitched to Lynda were rubbished after Jeremy uncovered his better half had essentially transformed her name by deed survey. 

What's more, when Sophie's sibling joined the show, much a greater amount of his falsehoods were uncovered. 

Thomas said: "He let us know he was a paramedic and a specialist at karate" – things Stuart conceded were not genuine. 

In spite of all the odd digressions, the ex-couple in the long run consented to imparting authority and meeting in an impartial spot. 

Let's just hope there's no cars involved.