26 funny, rude and ridiculous shop names that will brighten your day

Make a cuppa, grab a bickie, and prepare to have a good old lol.

Some companies take their business incredibly seriously, while others, well others just like to have a bit of a laugh.

And it’s those businesses, putting humour first, to whom we’d like to doff our communal cap today.

From clever puns, to the rude, crude and lost in translation, these shop names prove that the world of commerce doesn’t have to be dull.

Snoop dog’s pet grooming sideline? Please say it’s so…

Serving up lady parts 24/7 

*Rolls eyes* 

Naughty!

 Manicures with happy endings

Whoever spelt it dealt it (yes, we’re very proud of that one)

Totes inappropes

Oh you guys!

 Hipster lols

Like the opposite of advertising

 Charming

 What’s a little fungal infection between friends?

Tokoyo’s premiere sex shop chain* *we may have made this fact up

 (Picture: Ian Lloyd/ Flickr)

Bummer

Say what you see…

Diamond geezer/ Flickr Sellfridges This white goods outlet in Northwold Road, Stoke Newington, is not related to any well-known Oxford Street store.

Where complete w****** go for their hols

Some name’s shouldn’t be shortened. Richard is one of them.

Just no. 

Nothing gets you in the mood for a slap-up meal like the thought of someone p***ing on you (or maybe that’s just us)

Does what it says on the van

Because nothing says ‘hire me to sand down your floor boards’ like a mass-murderer pun

 GBH lol 

For those who like their fish and chips with a side order of badass