Kids’ Letters To Santa That Did Not Screw Around

The kid who would be cool with just money

The kid who wants $5.3billion.

the kid who has had enough

The kid who demands detailed feedback.

The kid who can’t be bothered with chit-chat.

The kid who has no time for small talk.

 The kid who just wants to get down to business.

 The kid who is body-shaming Santa.

The kid who knows when to be formal.

The kid who has very clear instructions on time-keeping.

The kid who needs to see the whites of their eyes.

The kid who isn’t sugar-coating things.

The kid who can’t hide their jealousy.

The kid who will grow up to be a Hollywood producer.